"The human soul weighs 21 grams,
smells like grilled vegetables,
looks like a wrinkled tartan quilt,
and sounds like bridge traffic."
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There is nothing here

but there will be


soon

i promise

just stop
please
no means no

just don't leave me

but seriously
stop gawking

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

screenburned:

social justice warrior is a decent class but I prefer anti-heteronormative mage

freshprinceofbeleriand:

instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay