"The human soul weighs 21 grams,
smells like grilled vegetables,
looks like a wrinkled tartan quilt,
and sounds like bridge traffic."

There is nothing here

but there will be


i promise

just stop
no means no

just don't leave me

but seriously
stop gawking


who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it


social justice warrior is a decent class but I prefer anti-heteronormative mage


instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay